I know, I know.
It's been a while. I just didn't realize how long it had been.
Not too many flowers bloom in Autumn or Winter in NYC.
So I'm dipping into my secret archive....

This one comes from a weekend trip upstate I took a couple of years ago. For me it was a magical time. But with magic sometimes comes anxiety.

Anxiety and magic run through the fields holding hands until things explode into a fiery anticlimactic ending of broken hearts (mine, anyway.)
But C'est La Vie, such is life, and if you're not suffering a little for love, then you're not alive.

What are your stories of heartbreak and longing?

These are for you.

Fuckin first day of Autumn in Queens.

fuckin mallomars season

Fuckin Vinegar Hill, Brooklyn

fuckin cool spider in my back yard

It's the size of a snail.

It's an orb weaver and I'm gonna try saving him before the winter comes. I'm gonna name him Dennis.

fuckin Cat.

This is my buddy Morgan. He's 15.

Fuckin flowers in Autumn.

Fuckin moon.

My apologies for leaving you hanging

for 3 weeks there. 

yeah I did.

Sometimes you can just find yourself a comfy-ass couch somewhere on a hot lazy Sunday and watch the planes land at JFK.

Goddamn fuckin flowers around Brooklyn.

Williamsburg Brooklyn.

Fuckin Swans.

Fucking swans. Goddamn them, they're so majestic and resplendent. 

This is the lake at Prospect Park in Brooklyn. If you ever go, remember to bring bread or something to feed them. Because they're paying you back by just existing and being beautiful and all of a sudden two hours goes by because you're so enraptured with watching the swans.

Fuckin flowers.
Summer Streets was today, Park Avenue is closed to cars from 72nd st all the way down to the Brooklyn Bridge so fuckin people can enjoy walking and biking.

If you missed it, you can do it next Saturday too.

GodzillaSplaining.

There are still tiny pockets of Genius left to be found on the web. 

hi there.

pains in the goddamned ass.

I figure I'd spread a little of my patented curmudgeon around

Keep watering your weeds, you just never know what the hell might happen.